My Rock-the game

The rule of the game is to be creative. You need to gain possession of the rock.
Example
Bob12231: I grab the rock from the floor.

Grannyapple675: I sneak up on bob and hypnotize him into giving me the rock and then jumping into a trash can.

Lets start.

I find a nice shiny piece of crystal on the floor. I pick it up and shine it in my secret lab.

I break into the lab armed to the teeth. Unfortunately, I need a bathroom break and run to the back of the room

i enter the lab and drop and atomic bomb on my self, just before taking the crystal

i grab a lazor cannon and blast all of your heads off and take the crystal from your cold hands MWAHAH

i made it myself using a portal gun and combining the reality phazors with rocket plazma.... where did i get the portal gun? i got it from Apeture science company where did i get the plazma? thats top secret

I pop out of the bathroom and slit joe's throat

u slit my throught but... u didnt take the crystal LMAO

i die

Then I pick up the crystal from Josephs festering remains

some how im still alive and go to the hospital.... bla bla bla then i come to max's house and exploded it the srystal flys out of the burning house and falls into my hands THE CRYSTAL IS MINE MWAHAHAHAHA

I summon a demon with an ancient spell a street vendor sold me, and a cloud of smoke appears. It blasts you with dark powers from beyond but instead of vaporizing your souls, you only fall unconscious. I look at the tag and realize that the spell was discount for a reason. I take the crystal and place a full price demon in it to protect it from theft.

I wake up suddenly and make a howling call. Then a dragon blacker than the blackest night flies through the window releasing lethal gas, as I hold my breath and jump on it and leave

i chase you down an ally with a knife and slit your throught as the crystal drops out of your hand i grab it and run away!!!

has any1 n0ticed that only mods have been posting here

at this point, only MODS are here....
Aliens steal the rock from daniel with tractor beams, and I trade them a soda for it.

I then go hide in a space station at an undisclosed location, alone.

i send a SWAT team into the space station and they explode it then they run in and tie ali up and give me the crystal

But the crystal on the pedestal was really a fake and the real one was in my pocket all along. Now I am in an escape pod somewhere around Jupiter.

MY ROCK!

rofl this is pretty sad xD

i evacuate the bathroom

the bathroom?!

I do believe that I still have possession of the rock.

ninjas attack ali and give me the rock

I bribe the ninjas with a diamond to return the Rock. I then swallow the rock.

i explode ali and take the crystal as it flies out of him.... ew lol

i evacuate the bathroom again